{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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