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Tanzawa-Ōyama Prefectural Natural Park is a Prefectural Natural Park in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. Established in 1960, it derives its name from the Tanzawa Mountains. The park spans the borders of the municipalities of Aikawa, Atsugi, Hadano, Isehara, Kiyokawa, Sagamihara, and Yamakita.
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Mitchell White is a former professional Australian rules footballer who played for the Melbourne Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL). A defender, 1.88 metres tall and weighing 88 kilograms (194 lb), White plays primarily as a half-back flanker. He entered top-level football early when he played as a bottom-aged player for the Dandenong Stingrays in the TAC Cup in 2013, the next season saw him win the club best and fairest. He was recruited by the Melbourne Football Club with the twentieth selection in the 2015 rookie draft and he made his AFL debut during the 2015 season. He played four matches in the AFL before he was delisted at the conclusion of the 2017 season.
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