WTTO is a television station licensed to Homewood, Alabama, United States, serving the Birmingham area as an affiliate of The CW. It is owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group alongside MyNetworkTV affiliate WABM and ABC affiliate WBMA-LD. The stations share studios at the Riverchase office park on Concourse Parkway in Hoover ; WTTO's transmitter is located atop Red Mountain, near the Goldencrest neighborhood of southwestern Birmingham.
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